What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

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What did the organic chemist use tinder for?

Carbon dating.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Calendar Jokes More Calendar Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*