What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

How can you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?

I responded with, "How can you celebrate Valentine's Day if nobody loves you "

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.