How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

Only once, and then you are subtracting it from 20.

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why are Aluminum Phosphate ions so bad at math?

They have trouble forming solutions.

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.