Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

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What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

Car Engine Jokes More Car Engine Jokes

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap