Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap

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What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

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What did the police car say to the muscle car?

Torque

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible?

Because torque is cheap