Torque
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Because cross products don't commute!
They torque.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
the torque
They torque it..
Because torque is cheap
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
Hey! I'm Joaquin here!
Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Holy crap.
A log dump!
Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling
Mauly.
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
Kick the alter boy in the chin )
With a police car, the pricks are on the inside
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Because it wouldn't commute!
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).