What did the deaf, blind, crippled kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

What is the difference between cancer and a Brazilian?

Cancer evolves, a Brazilian doesn't.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

What did the paraplegic retard get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why is it so hard to help deaf people?

Because they never listen.

What do you call an Italian with no arms?

Deaf