Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

What is the one riddle that everyone gives up?

The riddle of life!

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Why can't Irish do trigonometry?

They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.

How many blonde jokes are there?

One... The rest are true stories.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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What did the balding thief say in the wig store?

Toupee or not toupee

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.