Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Why don't bananas snore?

Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Bald Jokes More Bald Jokes

What did the court jester call the balding crown prince?

The Heir Apparent with no Hair Apparent.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!