Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

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Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do you call a blonde, balding teenager?

Leukemia Skywalker.