What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

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Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why do women love Satan?

He's down to Earth.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.