Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Chess Player Jokes More Chess Player Jokes

Why was the chess player pregnant?

Because they were mated.

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.