What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach?

Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him.

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How do most elderly golfers die?

They have a bad stroke

Why did the pimp's garden dry up and die?

Because all of his hose had kinks.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.