What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Mate Jokes More Mate Jokes

How the hell did you get a body like that?

he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.