How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.