How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do the cops do when they get a fly infestation?

Call in the swat team!

What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop?

A Pencil cause he's full of lead!