How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.