Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Who's there ! Brendan ! Brendan who ?

Brendan an ear to what I have to say !

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.