Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Why is there no scope for dealers/middle men in the field of extractive metallurgy?

Because he/she who smelt it, dealt it.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.