What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

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Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?

Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

What's the scariest thing to wake up to in the morning?

Another day.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Corn Farmer Jokes More Corn Farmer Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.