What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

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If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

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Little Caesar's

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Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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POKER FACE ... BAHAHAHA!!!

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What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

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Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

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Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.