What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What's this bit here?

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How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What letter is like a vegetable?

The letter P.

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.