Why was the crocodile taking viagra?

He was suffering from eREPTILE disfunction.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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The spelling and pronunciation.