Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
A dead centipede.
Gomer's pile.
Cause hes a pain in the neck.
Because he's a pain in the neck.
Because they're lazy, and they hate U.
Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.
Because they're cantaloupes.
Tibet
Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.
