Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

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What is Pink and lies on the doormat?

Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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By spending a large fortune.

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

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Where was I conceived, dad?

Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.