How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation..."

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What was Rudolph's nickname?

Names. Because they used to laugh and call him Names. Credit to my dad.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg