How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

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Where are the cleanest bathrooms on college campuses?

The women's bathrooms in the engineering building. Credit to

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to )

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Why won't alligators attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy

What do you get when you cross a child and an alligator?

An alligator.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg