How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

How do you shoot a unique deer?

You-neak up on it and shoot it. Credit: Grandpa Clifford

Alligator Jokes More Alligator Jokes

Why did the alligator go to Disney World?

To get some tots!

What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?

gt- () An investigator

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

What do you call a crocodile in a band?

A crocstar

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Mitch Jokes More Mitch Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay