Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What do you call a wolf with Stockholm Syndrome?

A Dog.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

Why are Astronauts seen as condescending?

Because all they do is look down at people.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.