Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

A: Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

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Why did the laptop memory have such a hard time in school?

Because he was SO-DIMM!

Who is a man's best friend?

The sock, he's always there in hard times.