Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

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Why did Princess Leia take so long to find her hair brush?

She kept looking for it in Alderaan places.

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

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Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends?

Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.