Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!