Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What do you call it when the lead singer of U2 fights with himself?

Bono-y-Bono

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad?

A: Senator.

What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with?

A TACK

Why are americans bad at DotA ?

Because they cant defend their towers.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.