Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

What does a sperm cell have in common with a lawyer?

Both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Lead Singer Jokes More Lead Singer Jokes

What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Defend Jokes More Defend Jokes

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive