A trip without the kids
Banned from
He gets stoned.. Badum tsss
Because it's pretty depressing to have a Tamagotchi that'll out-live you.
The kid is over 5 feet tall.
To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.
Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.
The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.
There is no afterlife.
The Contrasection.
A trip without the kids.