What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.