What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What happens when you accidently add an extra p to tp?

Banned from

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To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

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Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.

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The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

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What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.