Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.