Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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Where does a dog go when his tail falls off?

The retail store

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.