Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person?

He doesn't believe in dog.

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?

Collie-wood !

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.