That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.
Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
Her Miscarriage.
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.
I don't believe we've met..."
In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.
They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.
