Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

What's the difference between a thug and a phone charger?

A phone charger charges batteries, but a thug has battery charges

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery