What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

Who is your favorite President of China?

According to her it's Mao.

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.