What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

How is snow white?

Pretty good according to the 7 dwarfs

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion. ...I'll, uh, see myself out.

Irishman Jokes More Irishman Jokes

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Temper Jokes More Temper Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients