What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the lazy suspect say to the court?

I haven't done anything to warrant a rest.