Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What were you doing?

flashback to me trying to find the actual Hogwarts* "Grad school."

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket