Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why do rednecks love fall?

Because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP