Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

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What does a West Virginia couple do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP