Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

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What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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What do rednecks do on Halloween?

They pump kin.

Why are jack-o-lanterns inbred?

because they pump-kin

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What country do I live?

Iran

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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What do you call a country bumpkin from Michigan's Upper Peninsula?

A: A hick-UP

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!