What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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What do you call a cow with no eyes?

A cow.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What's got two legs, spots and bleeds?

Half a cheetah.

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When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.