What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

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How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

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Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Why do we blink subconsciously?

You aren't now!