Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

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What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

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What kind of hair do oceans have?

Wavy hair.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl