What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.