What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

Doughnut Jokes More Doughnut Jokes

What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bend over?

Doughnuts.

What does the Pillsbury Doughboy see when he looks down?

His Doughnuts.