What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What do you call a nut that can't talk?

Nutin special. Credit to my 8 year old daughter who made that one up.

What do you call a donkey throwing nuts?

An astronaut.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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How does Bob Marley like his doughnut?

w' jammin it

What is Don"t short for?

pupil. doughnut.