How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What does Lebron use to high jump?

The Flosberry Flop.

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How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What do you get when you cross an atheist and a christian?

An argument

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What's black and dangerous and lives in a tree?

A: A gorilla with a machine gun.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

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What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.