How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

Machine Gun Jokes More Machine Gun Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

Convert Jokes More Convert Jokes

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

How do you a convert a number to a radical?

You convert it to Islam.

Holy Man Jokes More Holy Man Jokes

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.