How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

Why are atheists poor?

because its a non-prophet organisation.

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What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What do you call Mr. LaBeouf when he converts to Islam?

Shi'a LaBeouf

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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Where do holy men sleep?

Monk beds.

What do you call a holy man who works at McDonald's?

A Friar