What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

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How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

Why do cannibals never go hungry?

Because they can make themselves dinner.

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What did I do in my 3-year-old?

I ate sand.

Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.