What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Why did the hipster burn their tongue?

They ate their dinner before it was cool.

What did the emperor of Arabia do at tea time?

The Caliph ate.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do catholic body builders lift?

Their guilt.

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.