What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many r/jokes commenters does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested?

I'm-in-a-cent!

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What do you call a bread place that doesn't make any money?

A Naanprofit!

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.