What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb?

well many how???

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

Rich Man Jokes More Rich Man Jokes

Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed