Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

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What do you call an orphan named Rose?

Self-raising flour

Why did the Scarecrow get a raise?

He was outstanding in his field!