Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.