Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What do you call a person that raises the dead and also had a thing for napes?

A neck-romancer