Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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GET OFF MY LAN!

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He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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None, they arrest the room because it's black.

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He had no more pane

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.