Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.