Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

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What do you get when you combine a Christmas tree with an iPad?

A pineapple

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.