Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

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How cheap are iPads now?

More importantly, how expensive are menus

What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas Tree?

A PiNEAPPLE! Get it? -D