What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

Why do white girls like Apple?

Because once go Mac you never go back.

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What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What do you get hanging from orange trees?

Sore arms.

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What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

A: They both don't drive tractors.

What do you get hanging from apple trees?

Sore Arms.