Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)
The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.
Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.
Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week
A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.
They didn't have enough pitchers.
