Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

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A Yankee is the same as a quickie except you're by yourself

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.