What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

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What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Ipatch Jokes More Ipatch Jokes

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch