What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

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With their aye-phones.

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Ahoy M-80

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She worked it out with a pencil.

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Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

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One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

iPatch

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch