Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

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Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

What does a mathematicion find in a forest?

A natural log.

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Which fly captured the ladybird?

The dragon-fly.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.