When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired...

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ?

Your plaice or mine' !

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What does Cinderella say when she gets to the ball?

cough* *cough*

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

How does a blacksmith know you farted?

He smelt it

What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What do you do when Ronda says "Not Tonight"?

Kick her out of bed

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What happens when a midget smokes weed?

He gets medium.