Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

What do the people of Skyrim use to exercise?

A Nordic Track.

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!