Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?

Anything you want to - it can't here you!

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

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How do I get to 280?

A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"

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Jean-Luc Picardio

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!