Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the largest organ in the human body?

A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride