Why was the lizard nervous in bed?

He had reptile dysfuncton

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.