Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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How do I look?

I just came back from the beauty salon.... Husband - Well. Was it closed

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.