Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
On a blind date!
A reptile-dysfunction.
Reptile.
A reptile dysfunction
He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)