Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why girls live longer than boys?

SHOPPING" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,"PAYING the "BILLS" does

What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Who is the king of the pencil case?

The Ruler

What is the most noble office supply?

The ruler!