Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?

She wanted to see how long she slept.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

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Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Ruler Jokes More Ruler Jokes

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?

A: They want to measure their intelligence.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.