Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

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He wanted to get his Car tuned

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How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

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Why was the neighbor's cat afraid of me?

Because I ran over it with my car.

How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..