Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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tickle its balls.

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If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

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Awaken, my pump- "

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What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Guurrhggrgrh

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