Because I ran over it with my car.
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Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Because these colors don't run
Because it'll run faster.
Why don't you try icing it
The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!
A ManDeLorean.
In porking lots.
She went to the battered women's shelter
Rugs and kisses!
Because they have rubbers on their end.
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
The one that's left.
Put a sock in it.
