Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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What do you call a Chinese pilot?

A pilot you racist!

Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What does a chef call an undercover cop?

Pig in a blanket.