Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

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Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

Chef Jokes More Chef Jokes

What's worse than finding hair in your food?

Finding out the chef is bald.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...